someone get that fucking seahorse.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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