can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
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We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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