So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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