no, he came in my armpit
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
