Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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