I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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