On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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