Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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