Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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