you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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