So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
try to milk me bitch
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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