The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
