people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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