idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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