And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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