White coat. Heels.
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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