I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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