Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Randomize
