so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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