it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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