when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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