Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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