Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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