3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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