i always forget guys have bellybuttons
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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