dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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