She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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