So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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