So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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