But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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