is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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