Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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