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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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