is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
did you just send me my own nude
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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