Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
