fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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