wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
NoShamevember. You game?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
