I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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