Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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