I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
