Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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