Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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