So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
When did angry sex become our thing?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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