You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I deserve this hangover.
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