Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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