Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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