she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I deserve this hangover.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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