She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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