i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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