If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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